Baywatch Watch offers a humorous look at the popular television series, describes the program's characters and themes. To prepare us for what soon became Planet Baywatch in the 90s, the major motifs of David Hasselhof's universe, most importantly that all fat people and those without all-over tans are Evil. Also featured are the bizarre preponderance of midgets, the sad fate that awaits those who answer C. J.'s siren call, and the many subtle variations on the Slow Motion Montage. But don't think that all this heavy hermeneutic analysis precludes discussion of Baywatch's greatest asset: breasts

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