caucasian. Devoid of emotion.
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A very stereotypical sweet little girl.

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Slender, caucasian, attractive. Ideally pale. Someone who could’ve possibly been cast as Edward in Twilight and will complement a similar female counterpart. Will spend the entirety of their role making out with said female counterpart with very little clothing.

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Slender, caucasian, attractive. Ideally pale. Someone who will complement their male counterpart and will also spend the entirety of their role making out with said male counterpart with very little clothing.

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Wears a sweatervest and just has general “husband” energy. Must be able to play anger well.

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Blonde hair ideal. Someone who could pass as a wife of the Husband character. Also must be able to play anger well.

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A tired, worn out housewife who has almost reached her breaking point. Something as minuscule as accidentally dropping a load of laundry could send her into despair. Must be able to emote well.

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caucasian. Pale. Similarly emo-esque to the rest of the characters.

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Ethnicity open. Heavy-set, boisterous.

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All character traits open.

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Will be the only normal character in this entire thing, and will acknowledge the absurdity of all the nonsense going on around him / her.

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